You know what I love about the internet? The fact that you can have wildy different personalities on every website, but so long as you use a common name for all of them, you get to watch people try to figure out your personality by amalgamating them all when stalking you. Or doing security checks, or even just looking to hire you.
Imma go babble at washed up Star Trek actors on Twitter now.
(I'm kidding, I only follow the interesting ones.)